Marvel Select JMS Thor (or the one to take out the Rhulk)

Last time...The Rhulk was seen rampaging across my room, demolishing toys after toys, as willed by the all-powerful Jeph Loeb. But then, suddenly, unexpectedly....

.....BOOM!!!! Hope emerges in the form of an ancient hammer. It is Mjolnir! The hammer of....

....Thor!

Thor: What madness is this? A crimson version of my pet green gorilla is demolishing toys in RJ's room? Such villainy can only be caused by lazy editing at Marvel. Halt Rhulk! Thou now faces the Son of Odin! The god of thunder! Surrender now behemoth! Thou can't hope to defeat the god who was once rendered by the mortal Walt Simonson!

Rhulk: Big deal! On the contrary, you can't beat the mortal who was created by the god named Jeph Loeb!

Thor: Blasphemy! Now taste enchanted uru!

Rhulk: Aaaarrrgh!

Thor: Verily, thou are a foul creature with a bad case of sunburn. Thou should have used sun protection with spf 60.

Rhulk: Hah! Now I have your hammer! Jeph Loeb said that I can lift it as long as you are grasping it at the time and I can haul your godly ass to the moon.

Thor: Egad! What looney logic is this? Let us assume that your screwed up reasoning is correct (which it is not), Thor need only let go of the hammer, like so, and the hammer falls to the ground (thud! and the hammer leaves Rhulk's hand), and you are powerless to pick it up, because thou art an unworthy bastard.

Thor: Enow! I say thee, enow! Thou taste asgardian fist, and quickly, thy jaw will break like so many "cherries" during prom!

Thor: At last! Thou readers finally see what should have been the outcome of my battle with the crimson turd. Jeph Loeb, kiss my blonde haired ass.

Marvel Select Thor is the best Thor figure to date. It's almost the same height as ML3 Thor, HML Thor, and MS Ultimate Thor. So, he will blend well with your Marvel Legends collection.

The box depicts the art of current awesome Thor artist, Olivier Coipel. He is the one who designed Thor's current costume, inspired by the Lord of The Rings movie trilogy.

Roughly 23 points of articulation, including ball jointed neck, shoulders, thighs, and knees. No paint issues whatsoever. And the joints are very durable.

Highly recommended!